“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions
this sounds like an episode of supernatural
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
your plan is so undercooked it’ll give salmonella to a cyberman!
cas is going to have to get the anti-possession tattoo (◕‿◕✿)
what if it hurts real bad so he squeezes dean’s hand while he’s getting it (✿◠‿◠)
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
